Another cinematic example of poor taste.  This contemporary Western is long on busty babes, but short on everything else.  This was also side “B” of Bikini Academy so draw your own conclusions.  This silly movie is meant to be silly and maintains its lowbrow silliness.  One or two of actresses show some talent in acting.  Even some of the humor gets a chuckle. “Cheesy ripoff” comes to mind.  But far from a total loss–this does little to advance Western Civ.

Made with the same love and tenderness as The Good, Bad, and Beautiful, Bikini Academy is simple moronic humor, pathetic dialogue, and bountiful use of the, ahem, female bust. Brainless blonds, studs as duds, and just enough storyline to cover private parts–no more, no less.  The premise, the story, is about a lifeguard school.  There are plenty of annoying stereotypical characters to gob off on.  The musclebound kid from the midwest (with a seriously dangerous corn fetish) is a tragic example.  Then there is the one who tries to be the spitting image of the Keanu Reeves character from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. You can’t expect much with a title like Bikini Academy, thankfully. At least the nerds stayed away from this blond bombshell.